John Gaccione

01/06/20

Subject: 2019 Highlights 

From: The Executive Steering Committee

Gadzooks! 2019 has been an unbelievable blessing for the faithful. 

The faithful enjoyed an outpouring of victories. Protecting Kensington’s integrity and sovereignty has been our dedicated mission. Vital to our effort is maintaining a local and independent KPD despite the current KPPCSD Board majority rascals.

Without the KPD, Kensington would surely cease to exist as the town the faithful know and love. Lord help us!

Listed below are but a handful of last year’s highlights of our continuing efforts to keep Kensington on the straight and narrow path:

   The anonymous mailer with iCOP Hull’s mug shot mailed to all Kensington residents.

   Success in getting our own asset elected to the KPPCSD Board.

   Officer Foley’s Matrix meeting rant aimed at the KPPCSD general manager.

   Distributing the meshuga mailer & receiving 370 postcard responses.

   Rebranding the “Dorroh” Ordinance as the “Voters Rights Ordinance”.

   Backing a campaign to discredit the KPPCSD general manager.

   Stoking the fears of annexation of Kensington by the dreaded El Cerrito.

   Proselytizing all of the faithful’s positions via a new web site.

   Our own KPPCSD Board asset’s use of the royal “I command you… “.

While some of the faithful might view the tactics being used as distasteful or even unethical, they need to remember what is at stake. They face the real possibility they could lose their own private boutique independent police department. OMG!

“Last year we said, ‘Things can’t go on like this’, and they didn’t, they got worse.” 

(Will Rogers)

Note: Caution, elements of satiric material may be lurking within this memo.